Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Sign In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
Sign On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
Sign On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We' re #1 in the #2 business"
Sign At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."